Reminiscent of an explosive 1970s garage rock band or rather “barn rock,” as they describe themselves, Turbo Fruits hail from Nashville, TN and embody everything we love about sweaty, rambunctious southern garage rock. These Nashville rockers have had quite a busy year. Nonstop touring and playing a strenuous 17 shows at SXSW, this is a band that we will surely hear a lot more about in the future. The band took some time out to talk to PopWreckoning about human centipedes and their lovely stay in Germany. Be sure to catch them when they roll through Kansas City with Those Darlins, September 30 at the Record Bar.

Photo by: Patrice Jackson
Turbo Fruits – Colt .45
Patrice Jackson, PopWreckoning: Hi, how are you guys?
Jonas: Very fine.
PW: You guys just drove from Denver, how long of a drive is that?
Jonas: It took about 12 hours. We slept in the van last night. I woke up and I took the wheel for a good amount of time, and it was probably the best drive. Then Matt took over for a bit.
Dave: I slept the whole time. My throat has been killing me. I rolled my mat on the amps and slept on there. It was wonderful
Matt: I stayed up; well, I got some sleep, but not good sleep.
PW: St. Louis is your last stop on this tour. After this do you guys get a break?
Jonas: Hell yeah. We have a little bit of time off. About a month off.
PW: What do you plan on doing after your time off?
Jonas: We have three shows with Colour Revolt.
Matt: Then we have another week with Colour Revolt and then about 8 dates with Those Darlins.
Jonas: Then we are getting ready for the Bruise Cruise festival at the end of February.
PW: Now, tell me about SXSW. How many shows did you guys play?
Jonas: Seventeen.
PW: And how did that work out for you guys
Jonas: It was the worst idea in the world.
PW: What possessed you guys to do that many shows?
Jonas: Don’t worry about it.
Matt: I think we are egomaniacs and we thought we were going to play the most shows anyone has ever played at SXSW, but it wasn’t possible. We played everything we could.
PW: What is the most shows anyone has played at SXSW?
Matt: We think it’s 19. We had about 19 or 20 shows scheduled and a couple fell through. Either we couldn’t find them or they just didn’t exist. We played everything we could.
PW: So, you guys are never doing that again?
Matt: Yeah, we are never doing that again. That was a bad idea. It was really exhausting.
PW: You guys were in Europe in June, correct?
Jonas: Yeah!
PW: And how was that?
Jonas: It was very fun.
Matt: Most the most picturesque trip I have ever been on.
PW: How do the overseas crowds differ from the American crowds?
Jonas: Let’s just say we came back more American than any American could come back as.
PW: You guys needed some PBR?
Jonas: Needed PBR, some Mexican food. I wanted to come back to the Melting Pot.
Matt: We were all talking about getting a bald eagle.
PW: What has been some of the craziest things that have happened on tour thus far?
Jonas: Are we talking about this tour?
David: Well, there was that incident in Fargo.
Jonas: Nothing happened in Fargo, don’t worry about it.
David: It’s been a pretty uneventful tour.
PW: In Germany, you guys spent time with a couple that found a mouse in their apartment and they skinned it, disembowel it, dye it’s bones red and preserve it in a jelly jar? Did you guys witness this?
Jonas: We didn’t witness it, we just witnessed the results.
Matt: We came over hammered and laid our stuff on the ground and they came out the kitchen like “hey look at this.” And Dave was all passed out so I put it next to head so he woke up to it.
PW: I saw on your blog you guys wanted to get you hands on copy of The Human Centipede, did that ever happen?
*laughter*
Matt: No, we never saw it, but we really want to.
Jonas: Matt and I can have a large screening.
PW: The second album is called Echo Kid. How did that name come about?
Jonas: The guy that produced and recorded our record, Jeremy Fergenson from Battle Tapes recordings. I just asked if he had any ideas, he come up with that and it stuck. It also somehow works with the album cover. You look at the record cover and it makes perfect sense.

PW: What did you guys what to achieve with this album?
Jonas: Play Lawrence, KS twice in six months.
PW: That’s on the top of your list?
Jonas: It’s the only thing on my list.
PW: It seems like you guys easily get thrown in to the garage rock category a lot… How would you guys describe your sound personally?
Jonas: It’s more like barn rock.
Kingsley: Bedroom rock.
Jonas: Again, barn rock.
PW: Now, you guys are already working on new songs. Are you hoping to have a new album released in the new year?
Jonas: Not a full length album, just singles, a lot of singles.
PW: No more 18 shows for you guys at SXSW?
Jonas: Nope. We are all grown up. It was awful.
PW: Jonas, how much practicing did it take to start hanging and playing upside down from rafters?
Photo by: Bekah Cope
Jonas: I’m just naturally talented. I can climb shit.
Matt: It kind of scared me seeing him do it in Austin at the Mohawk. He was seven feet up and I am looking at him thinking he’s either going to get down and it’s going to be awesome or he’s going fucking die or be paralyzed and it’s going to suck.
PW: What albums are you guys currently listening to?
Jonas: Chain and the Gang.
Matt: Down With Liberty Up With Chains.
Jonas: Green River, Creedence Clearwater Revival.
PW: If you weren’t in a band currently, what other professions you like to attempt?
Jonas: Porn.
Matt: I need to think for a minute.
Dave: I would be a professional liar…I’d be a politician.
Kingsley: I have no idea.
PW: What movie would accurately portray your life at the moment?
Jonas: The Big Lebowski.
Everyone agrees.
PW: Your house is on fire, three things you would try and rescue?
Jonas: My dog, my peanut butter and my spoon.
Dave: My copy of Cosmo Factory, probably a fire extinguisher, for sure, and my hair gel.
PW: Can’t forget the hair gel.
Dave: Yeah, it’s fucking critical.
PW: Name some of the neurotic tendencies you guys have?
Dave: I don’t know, messing with my hair.
Matt: Everyone thinks I am slow as shit when I order food, but I am also the person that everyone looks at saying “man, you ordered the best thing on the menu” and I am like, that’s fucking right because I took a second to think about it.
Dave: Took a second? You take the whole goddamn day.
Jonas: I have to have at least one tomato juice everyday. Delicious.
Dave: I am really anal about directions.
Kingsley: I am pretty neurotic about showers.
PW: Not taking them or taking one everyday?
Kingsley: Taking one every day, if I can.
PW: What was the last lie you told?
Matt: Good show.
Everyone agrees
PW: Fill in the blank…if you could, you would _______
Dave: Fly like an eagle into the sea.
Jonas: I was going to say something similar, but I would get one of those bird man suits and jump off a giant cliff and coast against the wall.
Matt: Drive a little better.
PW: Who is the most reckless driver?
Dave: Matt.
Matt: Reckless, I really don’t think I am that reckless, I just don’t like driving when I am super stoned.
PW: What is a motto you live by?
Dave: Seize the carpe.
PW: Any last words?
Jonas: Keep your meat ice cold.
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