My family's probably going to embarass me by constantly asking when my wife and I are going to have kids. It will only get more awkward as the night goes on and the relatives get drunk on punch. please consider us for the free tickets, thanks!

ooo goodnesss where to begin… Well last year my grandfather who is nocturnal and watches informational told me about the proactiv commercial by saying "you know they have stuff for those spots on your face' And, then after my grandma died he offered me all of her bras and underwear saying "she didnt die of any disease or anything so you should take them. There is no one else I'd rather have them" "ok… thanks". My divorced parents will cause some sort of scene now that my husband and I host Christmas eve dinner. His family is much more reserved and classy so I am always nervous when we all get together. Or my husbands grandma was just moved into a nursing home and some one gave her a bath and she told us how thats the most action she has gotten in years.

Both my mother and mother-in-law will pester me about having children. My mom will start talking about how beautiful being pregnant and giving birth is (all the bloody details included) and the fact that I'm going to be too old if I wait much longer (I just turned 25). Then, my mother-in-law will find some way to bring up my husband's ex-girlfriend and how wonderful she is and how many beautiful children they would have had by now. This will in turn lead to a fight between the two of them as the rest of my family grab another eggnog and watch as my husband tries to take his mom's alcohol from her, which never works. The same scenario has worked itself out at every special occasion since our wedding over five years ago. I could use a break before another round of this.

At some point, i imagine there will be discussion about my grandfather and his bowels, along with either my father or grandfather discussing their sex lives and/or ability to get an erection.

Nick Buckley
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My mother and mother-in-law will start in on me immediately about having kids. My mom will want to talk about how beautiful pregnancy and child birth are (all of the bloody details included) and that I had better not put it off much longer because I'm getting kinda old (I just turned 25). Then, my mother-in-law will find a way to bring my husband's ex-girlfriend into the conversation. She'll talk about how beautiful she is and how their love was "written in the stars" and they would have had several gorgeous babies by now. This will get my family all riled up and a big argument will ensue. I can almost guarantee that this is how it will play out because some form of this scenario has occurred at every special occasion since our wedding 5 years ago. A nice night out before all of the drama would be amazing!!

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So if things go like how they went last time I was with my family, I will definitely need the break from the embarrassment. Last time I spent time with my family, my uncle first asks when my boyfriend and I will be getting married, and then asks if he needs to take him to a jewelry store. Then my uncle proceeds to tell my 2nd cousin that of all the cousins I am the one to try to hook up with, cause I am the best looking one in his opinion. Then to top things off he mentions that the only way I could look better was if I got my boobs done. It's been 6 months since that visit, so I am sure there will be more talk about needing to get engaged.

Then I will also get to spend some time with my boyfriend's family, where the very religious aunt and uncle will also be there, looking down on us because we are living in sin by living together plus looking down on us for drinking alcohol.

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