Listening to 12 Desperate Straight Lines can be a personal experience. Wounds from old, dead relationships are likely to tear open if the listener isn’t careful. Obviously the man behind Telekinesis, Michael Benjamin Lerner, has been through some pain. This is another in a long line of what I like to refer as “bitter about a woman” albums. It might not be the best ever made, but it’s the best I’ve heard in a quite awhile. Add to the fact that we’re talking about full on pop songs, instead of sad bastard folk music, and we have something special.
Routinely, I listen to the first three songs, and then start the album over. This is turning into something of an obsession.
The album starts with “You Turn Clear In The Sun.” An acoustic guitar kicks things off with the lyrics: “we fell in love in the summer/by the springtime we were done.” Then, shortly after: “I never loved you/I never loved anyone.” This is bitter, bitter stuff. As, the saying goes, however, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. This is such joyous sounding stuff, I sing along every time. The song fully kicks in after a little more than a minute. It’s a synth driven thing, with xylophones and pulsing drums and bass. It’s only after you hear the words coming out of your own mouth that you think, “Oh. Damn.”
The next song is “Please Ask For Help,” and the fun continues: “I’m not going to let you down/but I’m not going to help you up.” The drums, bass and synths are straight out of early ‘80’s goth pop, but The Cure only ever sounded this boisterous when they were actually singing about something happy. The interesting thing is how the vocals sound slightly depressed. They’re in tune, but it sounds like singer Michael Benjamin Lerner can barely maintain the effort needed to accompany the song. Chris Walla’s production is incredible.
Next up, is my favorite song on the record, “50 Ways.” The power chords kick into my head like an angry mule. The song slows down, and wakes back up for the chorus. Sure, verse-chorus-verse/fast-slow-fast is songwriting 101, but when it’s done right it never fails. A lot of music critics seem to dig when one song relies on awareness of another by a much more famous musician. I’m not an exception. Lerner sings, “Paul Simon probably said it the best/there truly are 50 ways.” If you don’t know what he’s talking about, go find out. Google is all powerful, and also your friend.
I seriously could talk about every song on this album. The “will I die alone” shout from “Car Crash,” and the alcohol fueled insanity of “Fever Chill” are both high points, but the album is pretty much solid throughout. The whole thing is tinged with sadness and desperate to the end. The last song “Gotta Get It Right Now” is probably the most desperate thing here. It’s a poppy sing along about needing love, immediately. Learner sings: “all my friends are so locked down/I’m 23, I should be screwing around.” The amazing thing is, he really is 23.
This is exactly what a sophomore album should be. It takes the promise of the first self-titled Telekinesis album, turns it on its head and improves it considerably. That album was full of slightly naïve love songs. 12 Desperate Straight Lines is nakedly honest and, even brutal in places. It’s an album borne of heartache transformed into melodies that will make your heart soar. If you haven’t figured out that you should buy this yet, then yes. Go. Go now.
12 Desperate Straight Lines is out tomorrow, February 15.
Track Listing:
1. You Turn Clear in the Sun
2. Please Ask for Help
3. 50 Ways
4. I Cannot Love You
5. Dirty Thing
6. Car Crash
7. Palm of Your Hand
8. I Got You
9. Fever Chill
10. Country Lane
11. Patterns
12. Gotta Get It Right Now

















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